JOKES

Pappu:" Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola :((
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Mom:" Kab beta ??
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Pappu:" Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai..
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Mom:" Haan hai..
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Pappu:" To jab use balcony se phenka to vo udi kyu nai...:p :O ??


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School bus mein driver k peeche
betha Pappu khud se batain kar raha tha...
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agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota..hahaha..
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agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha...
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agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha...
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Driver ko gussa aa gaya:" aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota.... ??

Pappu:" phir main bus driver hota...:p :O :D


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Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya...

Boss:" batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Bike..
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Boss:" nai HOnda Bike.. :p
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Boss:" acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Car.. :))
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Boss:" nahi Toyota car.. :D
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Engineer:" ab tum mere sawal ka jawab do.. ??
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"Itni si dibya duk duk karey.. chalta musafir bhi gir padey ??
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Boss:" hahahahah Aankh.. :))
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Engineer:" nahii Saale... teri maa ki aankh.. :p :O
( Aur le engineer se panga) :p :O

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