Here are some jokes for your entertainment

Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Pichle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”

Golu: “Fir?”
Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”

Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne”

Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di“



2.  Ishq ki class me ek kamal ho gaya. 

Ek madam ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya,
Tabhi se saari calss ka dil udas ho gaya,
Sare bacche fail or pappu Pass ho gaya...

3.  pappu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

tillu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

4.  Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?
Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.



5.  Jab kutte ki mout aati hai

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To kutta mar jata h.
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Tumhe to har baat me twist chaiye,
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nhi...



6. Gabbar: Are O Sambha kitne aadmi

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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya
dekh raha tha..!! ;)



7.  A Lesson From Salman Khan Movie Bodyguard Log Kehte Hain,

Pyaar Itna Bhi Mat Karo K Girl Friend SIr Pe Sawar Ho Jaye


Hum Kehte Hain k Pyar Itna Karo k......... ....... . . . . . . . .
GirL-friend Ki Friend b Tumhare Saath Farar Ho Jay....... ......ll



8.  God : what do you want?

Boy : A Beautiful Girl

God : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif
If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu
and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d'souza
Whats your name my son?

Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes

God: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai :)

9. Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko imran hasmi ka operation karna pada

and u know what they found..??
5kg LIPSTIC


10.  GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha. 

VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga.
GABBAR:- Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.